toilet teeth

When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!

Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.

by Todd918 January 9, 2008

Demon Teeth

Human teeth that resemble that of a demonic creature. Can be described as pointy, evil, or rechid, by just one glance.
Similar to Megan Fox's teeth in Jennifers Body.

Overall, teeth that you would not want your tongue to meet.

"That Chance guy looks like a good kisser."-Kathryn.
"Yeah, until you meet his demon teeth."-Sarah.

by popbanggboom April 20, 2010

Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

by Mootywhole June 20, 2016

spitting teeth

To absolutely lose your temper at someone or something and you're in a huge rage.

"My friend at work still refuses to do what ever I ask of him, and I am spitting teeth! at this. "

by Adam-D July 20, 2016

Teehee

A much cooler way of saing haha or lol. A cooler version of this word is teeheehee or teeheeheehee

Danielle said teehee and it was annoying.

by Joshua W. Thompson November 8, 2008

Teesdale

A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.

"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*

by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009

Teeth

Those white dullish thingies in your that you use to eat , pronounce words, and have a pretty smile.

I used my teeth to bite the flesh of my fingers because Im crazy.

by Drakon_slayer November 17, 2014