This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.
by Kim Dong Il May 8, 2010
Get the Chai Teabagmug. Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008
Get the Texan Teabagmug. similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag
by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009
Get the chocolate teabagmug. When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.
by The sting May 29, 2014
Get the teabag turdmug. by Kyle Icenhower June 11, 2006
Get the teabag rapemug. Known as a group teabag consisting of 2 or more people.Origin: Halo 3 Social Slayer. Also with the teabag one will shout you got cum on your face a sticy disgrace dropping my ballsack on your face singing teabag teabag dropping(the peoples) to the tune of we will rock you by queen.Gamertag Dogofpoop and mrxdillenger on xbox live.
In halo 3 when you kill someone you and your team all go over to that person and continuaslly drop your spartan ballsack on your innocent visctim shouting and we'll be dropping the people's teabag on your roody-poo candy ass and you will go one on one with the great one and we will strike down with vengeance from above and ou will know that our name is the lord.
by DOGOFPOOP February 23, 2010
Get the People's Teabagmug. (noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.
by Tony8758 October 12, 2005
Get the chocolate teabagmug.