The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....
The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
by rkmalone January 07, 2010
The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.
Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
by Rock the fetus hard May 31, 2011
The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
by Caible October 11, 2013
A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot
OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
by QuebxcOnVocab July 23, 2020
After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili
by Mandoobie October 19, 2020
when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.
Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!
by Le Laguna May 12, 2019