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The Gia Tactic

Trying to do something or go somewhere and
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
by Eeeeerrrrrwwww October 31, 2021
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Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

Sponsored by susi impasta potion
by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022
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Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"
In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
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AOL tactic

Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:

1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.

2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.

3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.

3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.

4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?

5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.

6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.

7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.

8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }

9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.

10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.

11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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The Tactical 5

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long
by slowing roll May 26, 2013
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Tactical Ops

A FPS shooter that has a multitude of weapons in which you can use to kill noobs with, but the best of all must be the Parker Hale. When someone hears you pull the trigger, they know what gun the shot came from. Now complete with laser tripping explosives, and a FAMAS.
dajackal: Whats with all the n00b$?
ArmandoTheGreat: Don't worry, I'll boot 'em
(Types in over 12,000 codes which causes freshmen players to blow up instantly)
Maciej: Time to BEAST!!!
Stolen: Pwned.
(Snipes all three of them in the head)
by Stolen February 21, 2005
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ghetto tactics

noun

1. The act of flirting
2. An interaction with a member of the opposite sex

always reffered to as "pulling"
Did you see dude pulling the ghetto tactics on that girl?

How'd your ghetto tactics go?
by Matté Dog March 27, 2003
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