Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller April 17, 2011

Toilet Art

An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing

Also see TOILET TATTOO

Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!

by Don Juan The Flame September 09, 2009

Toilet Terminator

One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).

Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!

by afro.king (MK) December 10, 2010

Toilet Clogger

person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go

Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes

by Marvelous Momma November 18, 2010

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022

toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.

"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal

by Moshae Music June 08, 2010

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009