Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018

Black-Eyed Susan

Old Western slang for pistols.

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.

by luigiman106 April 24, 2019

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

Everyday Susan

Referencing the popular TV show "Adventure Time." In the third episode of "The Islands" miniseries from the show in the eighth season, Finn the Human puts on insulating material to stay warm in a snow storm only for the weather to rapidly change. He has a large, almost Amazonian female companion named Susan who had appeared in many previous episodes. Finn makes allusions to her for humorous effect on occasion throughout the series. On this episode, once he gets warm, he says, "I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here." The phrase "everyday Susan" may at least subconsciously draw from the phrase "I'm sweatin' like a pig." Pigs are large and ungainly. In that way, Susan has some similarities. An everyday Susan may at the very least be somewhat of a bad connotation and/or a thing one would not necessarily want to be. A commoner, or a plebe, or an undesirable.

I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here!
Who does she think I am? An everyday Susan?
I don't know man. Not much there. Sort of an everyday Susan.

by Stephen W. Hawking September 6, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019