the big surprise

its a sex gesture where you think ur fucking your girlfriend... but ur really fucking ur grandma....

originated: cooper b

Cooper: DUDE i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down

Trenton: AND IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA

Cooper: THE BIG SURPRISE

Trenton: OMG THE BIG SURPRISE

by eagermcbeaver October 21, 2010

Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

by zoombie14 July 23, 2009

driscoll surprise

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.

Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!

by Bryan February 24, 2005

Poop Chute Surprise

While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.

I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.

Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.

by TUFM October 12, 2009

Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.

Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise

by Dr Gays October 11, 2013

Gym bag Surprise

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!

Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.

by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009