Bear Strangler

an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey

Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler

by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008

impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.

Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.

by censor1 October 16, 2010

Mr Struggle

A man who believes that anything that thinks his life is much harder and different to those around him

Man I really hate that guy, all he speaks about are things that annoy him, he's such a Mr Struggle.

by Dira Rua June 27, 2021

morning wood struggle

When you wake up relaxed on a weekend morning relaxed with no plans except your morning wood. Do you go through the effort to get up, dressed, and find someone to help you take care of it or just jerk off alone?

This guy is really hot and I bet the sex would be great, but is it worth the hassle to get up and go over? Curse the morning wood struggle, I'll just jerk off alone.

by RCtrlZ September 20, 2020

Struggle

Also referred to as; The Struggle Bus, I'm Strugglin, The Struggle is real, I'm Driving the Struggle Bus, etc.

Lack of having sex for extended periods of time.

Friend: How longs it been man?
Man: Too long. I'm drivin the struggle bus

Friend: Dude it's been too long, you're being a bitch.

Man: I'm strugglin

by DJBred March 4, 2014

Cincinnati Strangler

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.

yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.

by chrisssstheamurican March 16, 2011

Struggle-Bucket

A derogatory word used in name calling. A combination of the word struggleand the traditional def of bucket - "a typically cylindrical vessel for catching, holding, or carrying liquids or solids".
By combining these words your are implying that not only does the person being verbally attacked struggle, but they do it so much or so well, they could fill an entire bucket full of it.

John Doe - "dude, you've been trying to do that for like and hour. Let me do it!"

Guy Smith - "shut-up, I can do it"

John Doe - "struggle-bucket!"

by Shinejah February 8, 2009