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appeasement strip 

1) a band aid applied to a very minor flesh wound for the sole purpose of stopping the victim from crying.

2) a band aid applied to a minor flesh wound to make the victim feel a false sense of concern about their wound.

3) a band aid applied to a minor flesh wound to accelerate the victim's process of "getting over it".
Tommy fell down in the grass and started crying uncontrollably. I applied an appeasement strip to his leg.

Tina tripped over her bookbag, and began crying. I applied an appeasement strip to make her stop.
appeasement strip by hairygerman August 16, 2009

Transgender Strip Club 

An adult entertainment club that features pre-op transgender women or men. A lot like the transgender women you can find at Hush Night promoted by Lennox love entertainment.
I met a sexy stripper at the transgender strip club.

Landing strip 

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.
In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
Landing strip by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

Bacon strip 

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
Bacon strip by Steve March 4, 2003

Landing strip 

The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".
"Did you see that girls Landing Strip last night?"
"You couldn't miss it."

Jewish Spike Strip 

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"