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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.
That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.
by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024
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Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies
Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY
by ??? Hi December 5, 2021
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stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise
oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to
by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024
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stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.
“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog
by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024
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