Reply Stalling

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.

I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.

by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011

day stallion

A day stallion occurs when a person is forced awake by laughter as a result of a hilarious situation unfolding in their dream. It is the exact opposite of a nightmare. Can occur during night or day, provided subject is sleeping.

*wakes laughing* Oh my god. I just had the most vivid day stallion!

by Tariq921 August 15, 2017

scalleywag

Scalleywag: a hoe, male or female, an undesirable person, unacceptable by social means, a "scrub" one who is untrustworthy.

Ain't no time for a scalleywag!

by Cloudia April 28, 2015

Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

firequeer sally

The most beautiful person ever.

queer
sexy af

Person: Omg i love firequeer sally

Person 2: Oh fuck yes

by Yummy Rollos April 29, 2019

Pullin' a Sally

A female co-worker who uses every excuse known to man to consistently get out of work obligations.

I don't feel like going to work tomorrow, I guess I'll be Pullin' a Sally!

by 4U-ICALLITLIKEISEEIT May 21, 2011

Subway to Sally

An awesome 90's metal band from Germany who's legend is up there with Rammstein. Their songs usually involve explicit sexual stuff like rape and kidnap.
My personal favorites include:
Unsterblich
Kleid Aus Rosen
Sieben
Wenn Engel Hassen
Eisblume
Feuerkind
Stimmen
You should totally check them out, you curious little bastard.

Subway to Sally is cool

by scratchmaster101 June 15, 2011