square dance

To fight with someone. I've met it in Eminem's "Square dance".

"Canibitch, won't square dance with me"

by Patrick Nusbaum January 22, 2009

Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

by MrKent October 25, 2009

squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Squirrel Tails

1. The tail of a Squirrel.

2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.

Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!

by JoeyFuller December 7, 2009

bum a square

Can you loan me a cigarette?

Ed: Hey man, can I bum a square?
Random: Sure! *Hands over cigarette*

by ilurvbatman November 15, 2013

squirrel curl

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.

During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.

by d bergstrom February 24, 2008

Squirrel Hat

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

by Alanicor March 9, 2010