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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."
by Ryboe September 13, 2006
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talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.
"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"
by Kohyu August 6, 2016
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Rap Squat

When you squat down in a photo and try to look hard like your posing for a rap album

crossed arms
Praying hands

Menacing stare
Nice drop crotch shorts Chad. We going to do rap squats on this photo? Throwing up the Wu
by Rap squat November 13, 2020
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Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex
"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"
by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008
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Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value
That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass
by Gains Train December 6, 2018
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Squat Mattress

A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
by tampon420 May 17, 2016
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