Cop A Squat

"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.

So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).

Thanks.

I need to cop a squat.
I need to cop/pop a squat.

by splazmataz March 10, 2011

Carolina Squat

due to the explosion of Chevrolet culture in the Carolinas in the early to late 2000's led highschool kids in these areas to attempt to raise there trucks which became popular with the "mudding/colt ford faze" Chevrolets suspension of the 2004-2008 trucks incoporate torson bars that had keys that enabled the person to immediately rise the front of the truck by 3-4 inches instantly giving a cheap fix. this fad was passed down to younger kids which saw the kids before then do. Daniel Pridgen from lumberton with his shape shifting GMC Sierra made a social media page called carolina squat which spread the trend like gasoline over the state to the likes of @troy and alesia, then kids starting using the new Facebook social media to trade tires and rims which became somewhat a game of senior and junior flaunt there wealth.

carolina squat squat

by Frecklos February 1, 2017

pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

by winegirly October 14, 2005

pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve March 10, 2011

Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.

Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013