Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016

Bounce House Spongebob

Bounce House Spongebob is a cursed bounce house that eats children.

Mom: House fun son

The Son: SpongeBob scaring me

Bounce House Spongebob: i’m going to eat you

The son: (Screams)

by Your bob August 30, 2022

Kinda like spongebob

When someone old is talking none sense

Martha: “oh my LA drivers are so crazy, where are the cops to arrest them? THIS IS ILLEGAL!”

A genz person: Kinda like spongebob

by MatchaDrinker11 July 11, 2021

Doing it like spongebob

Having rough but good sexual intercoarse

Hey man I'm having rough sex right now I'm doing it like spongebob.

by Someone111112 June 15, 2015

yeet yeet spongebob

suck it hard at a high velocity

suck on it "wink" yeet yeet spongebob

by gg+ October 15, 2019

Spongebob stained pants

What you get called when you shit, pissed or cum in your pants.

"Ha ha haa, dude, your Sponge bob stained pants!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004