speed racer

A fast talking whippersnapper who knows his stuff. Also has a very dry sense of humour, despite his (probably intentional) refusal to use punctuation both in text and vocal interface.

Go Speed Racer Go Go Go!

by C16H13ClN2O February 10, 2005

speedkick

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

speeled

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

speedosausage

Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.

Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.

The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.

That guy's speedosausage is visible!!!

I thought it was a roll of quarters

by orange peel April 11, 2008

speed leech

A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed

I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up

by Picaboshouse August 2, 2016

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

newn speed

when someone does something really slowly and inefficiently

i got 99 mining at newn speed

by helpless_ November 6, 2018