Soggy Up The Bun

1. To arouse your lady friend.
2. To make a woman wet.
3. To ready the bun for insertion of the hotdog.

"I talk dirty to soggy up the bun."

Soggy Up The Bun by Jinar July 3, 2006

Soggy Ankles 

The condition that happens when you go for a piss but don't want touch your cock. You manoevre it out of your pants without touching it and don't hold it in your hand. The problem occurs when you don't do the three shakes and the piss then rolls down your leg when you get your cock back in your pants.

Ah shit Brian, I just did a no touch cock piss and now have soggy ankles

Soggy Ankles by Almeria August 22, 2009

soggy router 

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.

Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.

soggy router by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009

Soggy Date 

interrupting a really boring date by spilling your drink...

soggy date story: i had to go soggy on my "woolly hat" date last night... i spilled my cider on his seat and left, telling him "i will be back"...

Soggy Date by froast beef April 10, 2010

Soggy Pizza 

When a girl is about to have sex with someone, then changes her mind. That person then declines sex with said girl in the future. Similar to ordering a pizza, letting it sit overnight, then refusing to eat it the next day.

I was about to get some from Reynolds last night, but she changed her mind. Now she's just another soggy pizza.

Soggy Pizza by FratdaddyCU December 5, 2010

Soggy Monkey 

When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.

Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!

Soggy Monkey by screaminluke July 10, 2011

Soggy Milk

Where you cum in a glass then pour milk in and drink it.

Man when I saw Jerry brave enough to down that glass of soggy milk I decided to try it to.

Soggy Milk by J Pup January 7, 2021