snodgrass

(noun. snahd-grass.) A nasty pussy.

I was all horned up to finger her pussy until I found out that it was a snodgrass.

by Dani Tatro September 10, 2005

smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

Snirgin

A term for when you have not ever french-kissed someone, evolving from virgin, but the 'sn' meaning 'snog' which is english slang for 'snog' also meaning french kiss.

"Have you ever kissed anyone?"
"No."
"Ha, you're a snirgin!"

by Leanne Ward February 16, 2009

Snodger

Scottish term for the sticky substance that resides up ones nasal cavity. (aka - nasal musus, snot, boogers, bogies etc)A term mostly used by neds and children.

You've got snodgers hanging out your nose.

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

Jamesburg Smorgasbord

This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from

we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.

by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008

smorgy

When two mexicans (graham crackers), a caucasian (marshmallow), and black (chocolate) have an orgy.

BOB: yo ron!! what did you do last night?!
RON: had a smorgy!!!
BOB: with those two spics living in the storage next to you and that porch monkey down the road?
RON: yeahhhhh, getting me some mexican pussy!
BOB: gotta love those loose fish tacos!

by rawrawrawrah December 31, 2008

snorgtees girl

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".

Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*

by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010