Cock Slice

The V shaped muscle line seen on the pelvis of a really fit guy when he wears his pants low. The lines of the V "slice" right down to the hidden cock, forcing you to imagine it in vivid detail.

When that guy took off his shirt, his cock slice captivated me to the point where all I could do was stare and think about what his package would look like.

by merknock April 2, 2010

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two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home

man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

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BV Slice

The slice made from the vagina to the butthole to ease the passing of a baby during childbirth. Used usually as an example of something extremely unpleasant.

Damn girl, those shoes look about as comfortable as the BV slice!

by sliceslice April 24, 2011

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Lithuanian slice and spice

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

by BigMo December 6, 2014

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