Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

skunk gypsy

A guy that goes down on his girl when she's passed out from drinking to much

Oh! I went down on my girl last after we been drinking! " Martin you nothing but skunk gypsy."

by Longduckdawg January 25, 2017

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018

slit skunk

A Vagina. You’re welcome folks ;)

Dude, I totally got slit skunked last night... 🤮

by Slitskunk:)eww May 5, 2019

Skunk Ass

The rancid smell radiating from someones dirty asshole.

I was tongue punching my missus last night and she had some serious skunk ass!

by Turks 2019 March 12, 2019