Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

Flag

Get the Sofia shocking mug.

spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.

Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.

by Evilfish April 9, 2012

Flag

Get the spock shock mug.

shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

by noabbshere November 29, 2016

Flag

Get the shock the nation mug.

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

Flag

Get the Cock Shock mug.

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009

Flag