Mommy, I'm scared

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)

"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

by eloiserat February 28, 2010

emotional shareholder

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.

Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.

by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Shareef

Some dude who don't like it.

Rock the Casbah!

by Atomic Chainsaw November 28, 2003

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist

by Jack Nicholson August 7, 2008

scared

The feeling men get when they like their girlfriend too much.

Julie: Duane, I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the wine guy because I'm scared of getting hurt.

by Dreaminthemirror March 7, 2007

Sharese

Sharese is a kind, creative, and talented soul you’ll only meet once in the galaxy. She always seems to find the positive side of life, but this is annoying to some around her. Shareses can be over trusting which leads to her being used, but Sharese is not naive. She is the bridge to all relationships around her. When she’s finds good people she introduces them to her other friends around her causing a chain reaction of bonds. Sharese strives for excellence and is one of the smartest people around. Most of all Sharese loves to love, but doesn’t open up to everyone at first. When you find a Sharese, treasure her. For she is one of a kind.

I wish I was as smart as Sharese.

Sharese is so different

by -Sharese October 23, 2019