Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.

N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..

by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

by Α March 9, 2022

turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

by Anna Odey April 11, 2010

problem sets

The bane of every highschooler's existence.

Goddammit, I forgot to do my problem sets.

by stapler November 22, 2005

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008

seethe mode

A state of mind entered, where a person reacts with a seething rage to all external stimuli, brought on by ill fortune or most often by an argument the person is losing. Symptoms include eyes closing over, reddening of the face, loss of rational thought and the increase in vocal volume coupled with an inability to speak coherently. Alcohol is often, but not always, a contributing factor to seethe mode.

David: see Scott over there, waving his arms about arguing with Mark?
Julian: yeah, he's definitely entered seethe mode

by Seedsman October 20, 2012

Good Seats

Seats in a movie theater that are so poorly positioned that shorter than average customers cannot fully view the screen, either the seats in front block the screen or there is a poorly positioned wall cutting on half of the screen. Especially common in "IMAX" screens

I hope we don't get the "Good Seats" in the movie theater tonight.

Guy 1: "Lets go up to the top row since no ones there.
Guy 2: "Ok good idea"
Guy 3: "Wow I the left half of the screen is cut off by the chair and the right half is cut off by the wall"

by REGOFM July 17, 2010