When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'
Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!
by Ben7777777 March 14, 2011
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by tater1210 October 27, 2006
Get the queef seeds mug.Same as above, but using Cosmo disqualifies you from gaining 1 inch in penis length from ganking a n00b. GG Mofo.
by Killtodie December 2, 2004
Get the the seksonic legion mug.A term in the Transformers universe usually used to describe certain Decepticon warriors with jet transformations.
by Neko-Chan700 December 14, 2010
Get the Seeker mug.Medical slang for a person who turns up to a doctor's clinic or hospital emergency department apparently in extreme pain, who really just wants a dose of morphine or pethidine. Often associated with many horrible past and present life experiences that would usually elicit sympathy but not at 2 am on night shift.
Triage nurse: "That guy says he has a kidney stone but I think he's a seeker. I've put him down as category 3."
Intern: Let's hope he gets bored and buggers off to some other ED, or at least gets seen by someone other than me."
Intern: Let's hope he gets bored and buggers off to some other ED, or at least gets seen by someone other than me."
by mahatmagrande September 26, 2006
Get the seeker mug.John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?
Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.
Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.
by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011
Get the plant seeds in the dirt mug.1. See "sexy" in a real dictionary.
2. "Sexy" for idiots that can't spell, or think that corrupting the English language makes them "mod" or "hip" or "alternative" or "crunk" or "swell" or "bitchin" or whatever the hell the kids are saying these days. This concept is also evidenced by the gradual substitution of "z" for "s" in plural noun forms.
2. "Sexy" for idiots that can't spell, or think that corrupting the English language makes them "mod" or "hip" or "alternative" or "crunk" or "swell" or "bitchin" or whatever the hell the kids are saying these days. This concept is also evidenced by the gradual substitution of "z" for "s" in plural noun forms.
"Words" like seksi corrupt the English language and make our children dumber by the generation because people are forgetting how to write properly.
by Curmudgeon September 24, 2005
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