Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Seagull

A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.

"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"

by Jonty Bonty January 14, 2022

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual that often comes off as annoying to others as they come of as braggers.

I swear our boss is such a general seagull when it comes to bringing snacks into work.

by General S May 15, 2022

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual who often comes off as a bragger or douchebag despite their good deeds.

Our boss is Such a general seagull when it comes to bringing cakes into work

by General S May 15, 2022

Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.

Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.

by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021

Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.

Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.

by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021