Scooter

A fireman who loves getting fucked by older men and complains about his golf buddies cheating.

Man, that new guy at station 3 is a real scooter

by FireGuy9 July 23, 2023

go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.

"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.

by Josh Cody March 5, 2009

scooter birb

Hot bird with a scooter

Wowowowowo scooter birb is my dream boyfriend he’s so hot with his little scooter<3333

Hi ethab

by seacowwww March 7, 2021

Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016