Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010

slideways

Slang phrase with roots in the 1980's comic Dark Knight Returns, where the youth of the future had an amazing slang. Picked up by nerds, still used today.

Eyes slideways Don. (Means to pay attention to something happening where Don isn't looking)

by Gin_Orphan April 14, 2004

slip'n slide

A vertically shaven strip down the center of your pubic hair. The opposite of a landing strip.

She slid down my slip'n slide and landed on my cock.

by this name shit is gay February 7, 2008

Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.

John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!

by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011

Slidel

Ass to mouth followed by a snowball.

Sadie: What did you think of that?
Robert: Well, the ass to mouth was awesome, but next time swallow before you kiss me. I totally taste like your ass and my cum. Not cool.
Sadie: It's called a Slidel, and now you now how I feel every time you ask me to swallow you after you fuck my ass.

by Kate Charlton April 1, 2008

B Slide

A slide preformed by Phillip Mitchell, which involves throwing yourself onto your kneecaps, and slide through an entire room.

"Mitchell slided through the room. He made a B Slide"

by Phillip P.C Mitchell October 18, 2008

Slidefucking

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011