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Scoopalicous

The baby was scoopalicous as it never sinned before
by Lightningcerra October 30, 2025
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The Scholar

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
by B-Jazzle March 13, 2010
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E-shopaholic

Somebody who spends an absolutely inordinate amount of time surfing the internet to buy things, usually collectibles or household items they don't need. At all.

Some e-shopaholics are known to invest in a useful product then buy everything associated with it, but in either case they often come close to bankrupting themselves.
John: Honey, where did all your money go this month?

Jane: I spent it all on the internet.

John: Oh dear lord, you're an e-shopaholic!
by HarlequinDM October 12, 2010
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wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week
guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011
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Party Scholar

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.
John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar
by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013
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Beauty scholarship

Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."

Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.
by nerd observer November 20, 2014
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Sarca-scholar

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.
He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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