schmealin'

it's like pissin, but you just gotta

guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

schmangeezled

i'm absolutely crazed, baked, stoned, high, so so high

dude i'm totally schmangeezled right now

by queefchumbo March 2, 2022

Schmeagle

To put an unhealthy or unusual amount of mental capacity or effort into one small facet of life or any given situation. Schmeagling is most accurately described as when someone is so caught in their own way of thinking about a particular thing, that they shut out all outside opinions on the matter and firmly believe in their own delusions.

Sam has recently become obsessed with getting in shape and hitting the gym. He has bought 50 different supplements to take throughout the day to aid him. He is also going to the gym for 6-8 hours a day. Sam is schmeagling on the gym.

The homeless man walked around aimlessly on the boardwalk muttering incoherent phrases to himself and never paying any mind to others. The homeless man is a schmeagle.

An excellent and classic example of schmeagling is Gollum and the ring of power from the legendary series Lord of the Rings. Gollum schmeagles on the ring for 500 years. In my opinion this is the BEST example of what schmeagling is.

by Absalom1 May 6, 2022

schienker

is a name of a very handsome man

schienker is such a handsome boy

by rod_ May 11, 2022

Schmeagle

A slang term for the word "olive"

"I love schmeagles in my martini!"

by Comrade Bodeeni May 16, 2022

Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 7, 2022

Schmeard

A thick penis. Unlike a chode, it's only defining quality is girth.

Hey, have you guys seen Paudie without pants? He's got a big ol' schmeard.

by YonnWick August 12, 2022