schlongdow

- a penis shadow
- a shadow resembling a penis.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow.

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

by puffygopher June 14, 2024

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Schlocked

Safely locked with doors shut.

We walked into the corner and we were all secured, all lights off, all doors schlocked.

by Minimichael123 March 7, 2016

Schloegeled

When a guy leads a girl on for a really long time and then just forgets about her.

He really schloegeled you! Sorry you got schloegeled!

by Definition master 92 March 7, 2016