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Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.
If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!
by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009
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Safe Sexting

The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.
Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic?

Girl two : It's fine, John practices Safe Sexting!

Girl : That's good, no way that this pic will get into the wrong hands if he is Safe Sexting.
by Hyperman036 March 19, 2011
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Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.
Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!
by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010
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safe sex money shot

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot
I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.
by faboka December 2, 2009
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Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.
I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.
by 6 Pounds Soft November 24, 2016
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safeer

The study/knowledge that enables one to consciously travel through parallel universes.
Her safeer skills gave her the option to replace herself (with herself) for the parallel dimension of her choice.

Safeer makes her seem as if she is constantly reinventing herself.
by timedimension April 20, 2017
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Cultural safari

Relating to being on safari.

- The purposeful immersion by one racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic group into the surroundings, cultural trappings and even geography of another group, which ultimately feeds into the Safariist's own deeply rooted feelings of both jealousy and/or superiority.

- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariist to enjoy as pop entertainment.

- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."

- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others.

- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread, ever the bored, suburban couple, were on full-blown cultural safari while attending the Hindu wedding, delighted and entertained by all fragrant exoticism surrounding them.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
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