Padiddle Rape

When an individual loses multiple games of padiddle constantly, to the point of nakedness, it is called padiddle rape.

Padiddle Rape

by kudalicious January 24, 2011

Desk-Rape

When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.

I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.

Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

interest rape

When banks get money for next to nothing from the federal reserve and then loan it out to consumers at high interest rates.

My Visa Card has a 30% interest rape. Time for a balance transfer.

by alchoholicanonymous September 18, 2017

fatty rape

when a fat guy rapes a fit as fuck girl and she says go fatty go 1-3 months later the girl will kill the fatty then kill herself

jack Remember the girl that got fatty raped.

timmy..................(timmy cant say anything because he is constipated.

billy fucin ell dat was fucked up fam billy said not knowing that he ha just snorted 10 kg of coke.

by i broke an asian kids leg November 13, 2017

rim rape

v. to forcibly or without warning begin tonguing the anus of a sexual partner.

n. an unsolicited rim job.

he started to go down on me and before i knew it the bastard was tossing my salad -- he rim raped me! i was so grossed out i just lay there and prayed he wouldn't try to kiss me after.

by Tex Marfa June 1, 2004

First the tea, then the rape

A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.

Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".

by monkeygettings November 11, 2009

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021