sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

B Raisin G

A form of 'a raisin g' more of an alternative to 'god bless' when saying goodbye but can also be used when greeting a friend

Pronounced: 'Be raisin G' in a slight Jamacian accent with a hint of British roadman

Kyle: 'Ayyyy B Raisin G'
Colin: 'My g I b raisin'

by John flick's apprentice November 22, 2021

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.

Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.

by Not Donut August 11, 2021

winking raisin

When a dog is about to poop and you can see the poop poking out of their butthole.

"Oh, the dog's about to poop. I can see the winking raisin!"

by K&R November 2, 2020

Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023