monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010

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putty pusher

A character who habitually batters a fully loaded anus.

Well that chocolate box got its milky way managed by a putty pusher

by Shatterplatter November 1, 2013

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leather pusher

An obscure old time term for boxer.

A leather pusher kisses leather when they are knocked down or knocked out.

For an example see 1922 Movie Series "The Leather Pushers"

by Señor Tico April 30, 2014

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Label pusher

It's when somebody says : Just chilling in my dad's Porsche, wearing my Ralph Lauren sunglasses and my Christopher louboutins . So they state the designer labels they wear

Sunbathing wearing my Louis Vuitton sunglasses and on my versace towel I'm such a label pusher

by Turbanfacts August 7, 2014

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The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)

"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."

by Shinydan August 10, 2014

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