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Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
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Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
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Puke

That fisher kid from baraboo
That puke tries to date little girls
by Ysahel February 19, 2023
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puke fiction

a work of art truly worth being called a “ass.”
“Ayo have you seen Boruto? That shit is puke fiction.”
by WaterLaw June 18, 2024
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A Pepe La Puke

The most vile , disgusting , selfish, lowest life form on the planet. A parasite to everything it comes into contact with. Sucking the life and resourses out of its hosts then moves on to other hosts leaving its offspring behind to finish the job.
No one feel sorry for the women who marries A Pepe La Puke, he still thinks he’s south of the border
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.
I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”
by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018
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puke bot

Best discord bot on www.discord.com <3
I love it so much I would have sexual stuff with it
Cool kid: Have you seen the discord bot puke?
lame ass kid: no, I haven't sounds skidded. Send inv
Cool kid: Fuck you, I love puke bot
by pukelover May 7, 2022
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