PROFIS

PROFIS is an acronym which stands for Professional Filler System. This system designates qualified Active Army AMEDD personnel in table of distribution and allowances (TDA) units to fill modified table of organization and equipment (MTOE) units. The objective of the Professional Filler System Deployment System (PDS) is to resource MTOE units to their required level of organization with AMEDD personnel in accordance with the Army Mobilization, Operations, Planning and Execution
System (AMOPES) upon execution of an approved Joint Chiefs of Staff Operation Plan (OPLAN), or upon
execution of a contingency operation, or for the conduct of mission-essential training.

PROFIS personnel are essentially augmented to a unit to fully staff them for a deployment or operation. They are typically the "red-headed step child" of the unit.

All additional duties that would benefit my Military career have been given to the organic personnel. The PROFIS have been screwed once again!!!!!

I don't care if their stuff is lost or stolen, they're PROFIS.

Thank God I am PROFIS so I can leave this unit after the deployment.

by Abused Soldier July 6, 2011

provosting

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.

Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!

by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016

Promisovic

A sacred bond that cannot be broken no matter the circumstances. It ensures the truth and only the truth.

Promisovic I’m telling the truth

by sJanCtoRs June 29, 2023

iron promise

A hand gun, or a bullet.

"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."

- Kevin Devine

by KD Fan August 18, 2008

Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.

That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.

by lucreamer February 22, 2010

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

Providence

A under rated city, the next thing to pop in Hip Hop. Providence a city filled with mostly Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and African Americans that are just trying to get by.

A small city with the population about a 200,000 with very high crime rate.

Providence is the only city in Rhode Island with diversity, you will see very little white people.

Providence is divided into 3 sides South Side, West Side, and East Side.

Providence has many haters, probaly because they got their shit ran by someone from there, or there ass kicked.

*A white family in mini-van drives through Providence*

Billy- Mom im scared.

Mom- Don't worry Billy we will be fine if you dont look at no one stright in the eye. * Locks doors, and puts up windows*

Loud rap music in background

Billy- Mom that music isn't Hillary Duff.

Mom- Yes, I know its Providence music.

Billy- Providence Music?

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Masshole- Where you from?

Providence Nigga- Im from providence?

Masshole- Ahaha fuck providence shit is wack.

Providence Nigga- *Pulls out .357 Slug and puts it in his mouth* What nigga, keep talking shit I'll blow your fucking head off, if you ever talk shit bout Providence.

Masshole- Im sorry, Im sorry.

Providence Nigga- Fuck it *Pulls Triger*

by ProvFinest1589 August 25, 2005