protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.

John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)

by jwkichline October 20, 2008

protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009

protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010

protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.

Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?

by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011