pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom
Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch
by hamslice6969 September 10, 2019
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mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.
by rosie red dress August 17, 2011
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Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock
by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023
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Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.
“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low
by Cockpouch March 24, 2021
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Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.
I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.
by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022
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pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.
Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.
by JackieTreehorn1 January 03, 2018
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curry pouch

A slang word which refers to someone with a napilise, Indian or Bangladesh background.
You curry pouch.
by Thhgg June 29, 2017
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