Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

pouch

A bandicoot's clitoris

Tawna has the most attractive pouch I have ever seen.

by ScarceWindow180 September 5, 2024

pouch bitch

a hobonut

what's up with this pouch bitch ?!

by kirby's kryptonite October 6, 2025

Tit Pouch

Slang for a Breast Pocket

Hey Victor, those uniforms look weird without those Tit Pouches

by MrTenShots January 31, 2025