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Poping

The act of being up all night feverish and pooping from both ends.
Due to uncontrollable poping, John will be forced to miss work today.
by George Devore November 18, 2007
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poking on face

when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them
"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
"you really think he wants too fuck you?"
"yeah deffinitely!"
by kriskins February 14, 2009
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.
i like posting at partys it is fun
by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
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Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area
by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016
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Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly
Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear
by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021
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