Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
by Russ Bone May 02, 2008
by OPWIOW July 28, 2008
A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
by Dizzle Smizzle October 16, 2008
A pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect penis of the male. All of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.
Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating that chick, she's huge."
Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."
Guy1: "Oh my god, stop, that's discusting!!!"
Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."
Guy1: "Oh my god, stop, that's discusting!!!"
by G.Joe16 May 05, 2010
by SomeChickInCali December 29, 2010
The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006
The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"
by Chelsee Jensen December 30, 2007