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Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
by Fbfzone December 13, 2020
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plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful
I swear Tommy's such a plonker
by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021
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plonkerdonker

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"
by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021
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Plonka

Sacha shush Will Sames owns this word

Plonka is someone who is silly and stupid
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We've all stroked plmonjihubgyvftdrcesxwaqz before. Don't lie, you have.
by MK889 April 10, 2021
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Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet
karl's a plonker
by two door sedan May 12, 2021
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phoonkay

he is phoonkay
by bumbumbum3838 June 2, 2021
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