cooter pinch 

Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.

Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.

cooter pinch by Shiney1891 October 22, 2013

backwards pinching crab 

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.

Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.

backwards pinching crab by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014

Rookie Pitcher 

When your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue balls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately cum on said significant other.

He pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.

Rookie Pitcher by Ginger Survival Kit September 18, 2015

Cigarette pinch 

The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.

If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")

Cigarette pinch by Sam Squared November 2, 2015

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

Dirt Pinch by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

mr pinch 

A man who comes into your window at night and “pinches” tiny amounts of marijuana while you’re not looking.

“Dude, hide your weed at night, mr pinch might come through and steal tree”

mr pinch by YourBeat32 July 14, 2019

Joseph Pilcher 

The fattest nigga alive but so cute and handsome

God damn Joseph’s ass is so tight
Wow he is such a Joseph Pilcher

Joseph Pilcher by spɐp ǝɥʇ October 27, 2020