Puff Pastry

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops

Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

pairless

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."

"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."

by Lorberbaum July 24, 2008

Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

Pair of Jill's

Discrete way to refer to Lesbians (normally a couple) while your out in a social situation.

It's confirmed we got a Pair of Jill's over there

by zinc304 February 23, 2010

Pastrami on Rye

The very best sandwich you could ever eat.

Friend: Hey, lets gets some sandwiches at the deli. What do you want?

Me: Pastrami on rye please.

by lmk90 March 7, 2011

pasiva

A gay male that loves being a bottom but doesn't like to top another man. And is USUALLY effeminate.

Person 1: José is such a hottie. I'd let him eat my booty.

Person 2: You would be losing you're time. He's a total pasiva

by GreenOtter69 October 5, 2016

Napolitano Pastry

A rare American pastry beloved by and named for Neo-Mussolini heroine Janet Napolitano, Boss Lady of the TSA, filled with a custardy concoction of toddlers' panty messes decorated with delightfully soft turd kisses - all harvested by the TSA from the bowels of 95 year old dying American grandmothers and crying American toddlers at US airports.

There aren't many turd-custard filled dessert recipes that offer a lovely light pastry filled with 95 year old creamy cancer-filled diarrhea such as this Janet Napolitano pastry.

Outside of the TSA boss lady and her friends in al Qaeda, you won't find many Americans able to harvest the ingredients needed to make this rare Fascist delicacy, like this Napolitano Pastry invented by, named for and scarfed down by Janet Napolitano every morning!

by BitsySchlap June 29, 2011