A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.
Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
by theonewholifts February 14, 2015
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A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.
A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.
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Common misspelling of 'perineum', the part of the body between the anus and genitals, aka the pelvic floor. This term is commonly used in discussions about anatomy, yoga, tantra and Kegel exercise.
People with poor web searching skills may spell 'perineum' as 'paraneum'. Complete ignoramuses may also attribute the word solely to the female anatomy.
by original_MikZ April 23, 2011
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I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.
I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.
I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.
by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016
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by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007
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by eric September 25, 2003
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