For when you have a hangover and up a ladder putting up Christmas decorations that keep falling down "That bloody Bum bum tit tit tinsel"
by Bionic Beetroot June 18, 2022
Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!
by Tits2622 December 06, 2009
by karolynn hodges August 21, 2011
You're like a tit in a trance.
by lehrer February 09, 2010
The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.
by Mrmacho September 05, 2014