Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka
by En3630 September 27, 2022
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Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 03, 2018
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Batters up

Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
Can we try Battered Butthole
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 05, 2019
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Battered

Slang term being hurt by being hit repeatedly usually hurt symptom beat up

A damaged item or object by age or repeated use

Actual meaning: fish often the fish is covered in batter, egg and breadcrumbs, flour, or herbs and spices before being fried and served, often with a slice of lemon
Slang: someone who is drunk or tipsy
Battered
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Battered

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.
Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
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