stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

stolnack batter

Compound- 1/2 gram "butter" concentrate + 1 gram CBD Nano crystals + 1 gram live resine. For use in Vape Bong.

Let's smoke a bowl, here try this stolnack batter smoke and repeat as needed

by Sastolnack June 10, 2018

batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.

These batter flaps are delicious!

by Binkley11 February 8, 2010

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

Baby batter

It is another used word for Cum

I need to beat my Baby batter

by Siviotic May 29, 2018

batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other

this guy is batter then this other guy

by lafa September 5, 2023

troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017