The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.
Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*
by guy # 2 August 06, 2010
Often mistaken for phone sex, phone macking is simply the act of masturbating over the phone, but without saying stupid cybersex-ish things like, "I take off your left sock." Must consist of both parties masturbating, otherwise it is phone rape.
by paze July 22, 2006
A phone - typically prepaid - that's used temporarily and then disposed of, a.k.a "burned". Usually a cheap flip phone, and has had a resurgence in pop culture relevance because of tv shows like The Wire and Breaking Bad. Either bought for cheap at a convenience store, or got online since there's now literally an app called Burner.
-"I gotta make a call but I don't want it logged on my number."
-"Alright just go get a burner phone and use that instead then."
-"Alright just go get a burner phone and use that instead then."
by YungCoconut January 30, 2015
The act of masturbation while imagining that the person over the line that you're talking to is sexually interacting with you, and vice versa.
by OtherRealChris March 11, 2003
by Val Hurts December 21, 2008
A technologically advanced cell phone that possesses all the wonders of space. You will slowly learn about this new phone but never get around to exploring all of it. This phone is always new and on the leading edge of technology.
I got rid of my old flip and picked up a new space phone today.
I do not understand how to use this space phone.
I do not understand how to use this space phone.
by schnoor walker January 08, 2011
Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009