dad jazz

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.
by eyehateman April 03, 2011
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Jazz Twat

The gay looking facial hair arrangement worn by ex-Wham singers for example. The one that looks like they have been sucking on an exhaust pipe.
Mate,somebody has painted a circle on your mouth...oh no, it's just a jazz twat.
by Gary Bundy July 05, 2007
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Bad Jazz

when something goes badly wrong istead of sayign Bad times or shite or sommat you say Bad Jazz
FRIEND ONE: I FAILED ENGLISH
FRIEND TWO: THAT REALLY IS BAD JAZZ
by SASSYL February 04, 2010
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Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.
I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?
by Artista420 July 04, 2011
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Jazz Laugh

Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened.
Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
by DrJonas February 10, 2010
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Jazz Fags

It's a fag with a bit of a difference. Just another word for joint but not used nearly as frequently, unfortunately.
"Let's go smoke a jazz fag."
"Hunky whitied the another night cos he smoked too many jazz fags."
by jenm December 04, 2004
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