jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore
1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!
by landcfinrock March 30, 2008
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jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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Jizz Nugget

Jizz Nugget refers to Jizz that is pure white in color, the size of a penny and comes out of your ass. It is mainly used as an insult, or just randomly said in dead silence.
"Your such a Jizz Nugget!"
by HandleBar March 08, 2010
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Jizz taco

a girls genetial area(pussy)
by mark carlson July 19, 2004
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jizz pie

A woman who is so slutty, she probably still has another dude's cum in her vagine. jizz pie
Stacey is cute, but she is such a jizz pie- stay away from her unless you want the monkey pox. jizz pie
by whitestallionsteele March 10, 2010
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Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.
"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"
by Jewjewish January 29, 2010
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Jizz-Moper

He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
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