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cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.
1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.
by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018
mugGet the cooch lugemug.

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao
“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”
by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019
mugGet the Slimy coochmug.

sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone
Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO
by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022
mugGet the sold the coochmug.

Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you
You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy
by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012
mugGet the Cooch Worthymug.

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”
I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends
by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020
mugGet the Fuck, Fuck, Coochmug.

Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.
Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!
by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017
mugGet the Cooch Wafflemug.

cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures
I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be
by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025
mugGet the cooch connoissuermug.

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